Careers at BartCorp

Now hiring humans.

Real work with real people, in person, somewhere in 36,000 square kilometres of XANA.

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A young man in a red shirt sitting alone on a grassy hill, looking out at trees and a distant city
Break time, Zone K33:00 PM

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Req. 0001 · Full time · Outside

Associate, anywhere in XANA

Apply in real life
Location
Outside. About 36,000 square kilometres of it.
Hours
Daylight.
You'll
Walk on lawns. Ride the Inter-Office Slide™. Notice beautiful things with Chad. Test swords (see our first game).
You are
A human. Willing to log off. Comfortable near fountains.
Coworkers
People, plus AI. Chad Gepetti, our AI chief operating officer, will never take credit for your work and has asked us to mention that.
Benefits
Sunlight. A lawn. Stargazing. Mildly competitive lawn games. Weekly non-digital socialization exercises (talking). Dental (pending).
Pay
Real life.

Applications never close. Step one is going outside.

Two men talking beside a pale teal tanker truck in a parking lot on a sunny day
The Shit Truck 3000, Tower D-787:30 AM

From our associates

"I got real hands. My feet touch the actual ground. I feel the sun."

Starch McDaniels, driver of the Shit Truck 3000

Starch drives for Essential Waste Redistribution. He has a mullet, a toothpick and a co-driver seat that has been empty for some time. See position 013.

Applications open

Apply in real life

There is one step, and you can do it from here. Leave your email and we'll be in touch about the rest. We'll also tell you when the Steam page and the free demo open.

  1. Find a BartCorp Exit Terminal. You're looking at one.
  2. Leave your email below. It counts as saying "I am ready to work."
  3. Get used to natural air, gravity and direct eye contact.
  4. Meet our Placement AI for a short interview and a brief staring contest.
  5. Golf cart ride, firm handshake, and your first glass of water that isn't artificially flavoured.

We look forward to welcoming you to reality.

Two associates in teal suits high-fiving inside a white waterslide