BartCorp · XANA, Alberta · Since 2030
BartCorp is a family of companies based in XANA, our business park in Alberta. We make games, food, transit, shopping and hills, and every one of our associates works in person.
BartCorp headquarters · 7:48 PM
About BartCorp
When Albertans moved into the Calgary Mega-City Pyramid, their farmland went cheap. Jeff Bart bought some near Cypress Hills to raise bison, moved the dirt into hills himself, and founded BartCorp in 2030 to run it. Then he started inviting people over. Today XANA is offices, homes, lawns, lakes and a lot of waterslides, in one park a little bigger than Belgium.
Read our storyThe BartCorp family
Video games made in XANA. Our first, Super Beatdown 2049, is coming to PC.
Slides inside the office, including UnderSlide Offices, where you can watch your coworkers zoom past overhead.
Slides outside the office. Associates ride them between zones, briefcase in lap.
The food court located in all zones at all times. Home of Bartfries. Lunch never has to end.
Atriums, escalators and canal boats between the shops. Tired of walking? Try the ExecuClass MallCrawler.
Makes the hills, the 4.5-foot spheres and the 65-degree cones. Every lawn in XANA was their idea.
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See all our companiesMeet King Ultima, the sword-swinging ruler of the Kingdom of Xana. When wave after wave of invaders storms his kingdom, he doesn't send an army. He goes himself.
Super Beatdown 2049 is a 2D sword beat 'em up where you play the King: deflect lasers, cut through crowds of twenty at once, and lock blades with bosses in mid-air.
Think of a fighting anime with swords: fights that leave the ground, beam clashes, and bosses the size of the screen. Built for one more run.
"For years our associates asked me for one thing: swords. Today I can say yes."Jeff Bart, founder, from the top of the east waterslide
Fact sheet
Every zone of the park is a short walk, slide or balloon ride from the next. Our photo desk files a few frames a week. Scroll to walk the grounds.
Every desk has a window, and some windows have a slide. Our designers approve every colour by hand, then ask Chad Gepetti, our AI chief operating officer, whether it was the right one.
Our story
What happened in tech, and what happened in Alberta because of it.
BartCorp is hiring humans: real work with real people, in person.
NOW HIRING:"I got real hands. My feet touch the actual ground. I feel the sun."
Starch McDaniels, driver of the Shit Truck 3000
